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Political Funny Money
Our crazy counterfeit bills are an instant hit at parties, work, wherever you go! Your friends are sure to laugh when you hand them one of these hilarious bills. They're the ultimate icebreaker for any occasion. Enclose them in your outgoing mail, leave them with your tip, or surprise a panhandler. Same size and feel and look as U.S. currency! Don't miss out on the fun. Order yours now! For larger orders, please see the pricing chart below. Mix 'em and match 'em - it's your choice. Order now. 100% satisfaction guaranteed.
Special Collector's Bagged Set 675 bills in all!

Collect all 27 different pads of our fabulous bills in a beautiful American-made canvas money bag. Nearly all of these bills have been retired and will not be available once stock on hand is gone. Our rare and retired bills from the Clinton era are almost gone. Grab your piece of history now while supplies last for just $129.95.

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Collector's
Boxed Sets
Available in a set of 18 pads of bills (comes in a wooden money box). Click here to order.
 
More Funny Money!
Our campaign counterfeit bills are a great way to have some fun and express how you feel about politics. Check out our new 5 Dólares Border Bill plus bills on George W. Bush, Ronald Reagan, Hillary Clinton, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bill Clinton and more!

 
NEW! Queen Hillary Bill NEW!
Political Season Opens Early . . . Let the fun begin!
Take a close look and you'll find hidden jokes. Speaking of jokes, will Hillary be anointed Queen? Are you ready for another four years of the Clintons in the White House? Can you imagine Hillary as Commander in Chief? One thing is for sure, Hillary's drive for the White House is going to be a very bumpy ride!.

Let the fun begin!
All Hail Queen Hillary!?!
( We Think Not. ).


Get a pad of 25 bills for just $5 or save $1.75 per pad when you buy our 10-pad bundle for just $32.50.


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Queen Hillary Bill
Queen Hillary Bill
Item # . . . QNHP
Don't miss out on the fun. Get your own Queen Hillary bills now. You'll be glad you did.
 


 
NEW! 5 Dólares Border Bill NEW!
Our Politicians are taking a long Siesta . . .
Illegal immigration has reached epidemic proportions. The flood of humanity illegally crossing our borders is estimated to be 11,000 people a day . . . and growing.

Our new 5 Dólares Border Bill directs a size 13 Boot at the ample backsides of our snoozing politicians. This new bill is very funny on its face, but flip it over to see a more serious side.

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5 Dólares Border Bill
Item # . . . AMXP
These new bills get an enthusiastic response from friends, co-workers, and family alike. (Even strangers aren't shy about asking for one!) Your beautiful new 5 Dólares Border Bill sends the political establishment a clear message: “Secure our Borders, or Else!” Be sure to order plenty. Get yours today!
 

Ronald Wilson Reagan
1911 - 2004   40th U.S. President
Thank you, Mr. Reagan
We are proud to salute America's most beloved president with a beautiful one million dollar bill. Reagan truly was the Great Communicator.

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Reagan Million Dollar Bill
Ronald Reagan Million Dollar Bill
Item# . . . RRP
 
NOTE: If ordering more than 10 pads call 1-800-669-8444 for a discounted price.
 

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Bill of Total Recall

There came a stranger from a far land. He saw the people were oppressed by cruel taxes and evil overlords. His name was Arnold . . .

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Bill of Total Recall
The Governator
Item # . . . ASP
. . . Text on the bill includes . . .
Bill of Total Recall . . . The Abused State of California . . . TRMN8DBAD1 . . . There came a stranger from a far land. He saw the people were oppressed by cruel taxes and evil overlords. His name was Arnold . . . Gary Coleman – Secretary of Comic Relief . . . Gray Davis – Dead man Talking . . . and more!
 

JOHN KERRY BILL
Hilarious new Kerry Three Dollar Bill makes quite a statement about limousine liberal, John Forbes Kerry. Here's a man who has promised to "take America back from the wealthy." Who better to do this than a guy worth $700 million? Get this collectible while they're hot! Limited supply. No more will be printed, ever!

The knives were out and the battle lines were drawn. The far left and their buddies in the media were determined to pull off their own regime change right here at home!

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John Kerry Bill
Item # . . . KERP
These new bills always get a big reaction, and your friends and family will want their own. So be sure to order plenty. Don't miss out on the fun and action.
Get yours today!
   

 
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 1-9 Pads of 25 Bills $5.00/pad  
5 PADS SPECIAL $18.95 You save $1.21 per pad!
10-50  Pads of 25 Bills $3.25/pad You save $1.75 per pad!
51-149 Pads of 25 Bills $2.75/pad You save $2.25 per pad!
150+ Pads of 25 Bills $1.99/pad You save $3.01/per pad!
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More Political Funny Money
Here's the deal . . . Get 25 bills for just $5, or save $1.75 per pad when you buy our 10-pad bundle for just $32.50. The more you buy, the more you save. For larger orders, please see the pricing chart above. Mix 'em and match 'em - it's your choice. Order now. 100% satisfaction guaranteed.
 

Bush 2000 Victory!
Handsome Bush 2000 Victory Bill announces the beginning of a new era.

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Bush Victory 2000 Bill ...........BUSP
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Ouch!!
A great icebreaker. You'll be the hit of the party with these!

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Hillary New York Bill ...........HNYP
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Our Original All-Time Bestseller
Here's the one that started it all! Millions and millions sold. Destined to be a valuable collector's item. Grab yours now.

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Original $3 Bill ...........BILP
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Ouch!
Make a statement against crybaby candidates and pregnant chads!

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Sore Loserman $25 Bill ...........BSLP
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New Sheriff in Town!
Good for getting laughs, impressing your friends, enclosing in your mail!

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New Sheriff Bill ...........BTXP
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With Apologies to Ben Franklin!
This bill usually gets a double take and then a hoot of laughter! Poor old Ben might be spinning in his grave over this one.

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Ben $3 Bill ...........BENP
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Strike Back with the
Bill of Bad Service!
The customer is always right," has become "The customer? Yeah, right!" - Leave'em the tip they deserve: a big fat 0.

Only Available in
Collector's Bagged Set

Bad Service Bill

The Right Stiff!
Good for tipping poor service, panhandlers, political contributions!

Only Available in
Collector's Bagged Set

Gore $3 Bill

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Not Worth a Buck!
Our Gore 99¢ bill is sure to ignite laughter while making a strong statement.

Gore "Chinese" 99¢ Bill
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Pads of Bills
1-9 Pads of 25 Bills $0.50
10-25 Pads of 25 Bills $5.95
26 - 50 Pads of 25 Bills $6.95
  51 - 150 Pads of 25 Bills $8.95
  151 - 300 Pads of 25 Bills $13.95
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$5 to $20  $2.95
$20.01 to $40  $5.95
$40.01 to $60  $7.95
$60.01 to $100  $9.95
$100.01 to $150  $11.95
 

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