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Dear Dr. Clintstein,
Is there a foolproof way to prevent AIDS?
Mustafa Boy
San Francisco
Sit
down and shut up.
Dear Dr. Clintstein,
What is the difference between commitment
and involvement?
Dick Weed
RF, Oklahoma
Think
of ham and eggs. The chicken was involved,
but the pig was committed.
Dear Dr. Clintstein,
Do you know a good urologist?
Yes,
do you?
Dear Dr. Clintstein,
I am a 22-year-old woman who is having difficulty
sleeping. What do you suggest?
Susan
New York, NY
A nightly
regimen of foaming beef injections is indicated.
Dear Dr. Clintstein,
Why do Arab tribesman wear robes?
Curious George
Hollywood, CA
Because
a sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
Dear Dr. Clintstein,
Every time it rains I get a sharp pain in
my groin.
Any advice?
Robert Reich
Washington, D.C.
Cut
two inches off the tops of your galoshes.
Dear Dr. Clintstein,
I'm getting so old I can't hear myself fart.
Can you help?
T.R. Cockburn
Los Angeles, CA
Try
a diet of baked beans, Hershey's Kisses and
sauerkraut juice. While this diet won't improve
your hearing, I guarantee you'll know when
you fart.
Dear Dr. Clintstein,
What is the term for two men who love one
another?
Sissy Wetnight
Your Town, USA
Christians.
Dear Dr. Clintstein,
Who will win the Super Bowl?
John Madden
Fear of Flying, CA
The
Anhauser-Busch Brewing Company will repeat.
Dear Dr. Clintstein,
What's the difference between the Japanese
and Chinese?
Al Gore
Washington, D.C.
The
Japanese are very similar to the Chinese,
but mercifully less numerous.
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