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MP3 Player with
earphones, USB cable,
driver CD and user’s manual.
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Whip this bad boy out and watch
the fun begin. Our authentic looking California drivers
licence features the new Governor sporting cool shades
and a scowl that would scare any bureaucrat. Ready to
take names and kick backsides! Laminated for durability.
A Slick Times exclusive.
| Arnold CA Drivers
License...Item# ADL....$3.95 |
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| Four Arnold Drivers
Licenses...Item# ACL4....$10 |
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| SPECIAL CLOSEOUT
PRICE!! |
| Just for the fun of it!
Our political driver's licenses make a great gift and are
sure to become valuable collectibles in years to come! These
fake licenses always cause a double take and prompt questions
like "Where on earth did you get that?!" Get yours
and get in on the fun. |
| While
Supplies Last! |
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Hillary and Bill Clinton
Licenses
Only....$5 .....Item# DL2 |
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| Built to Last |
| This rugged Expedition Pocket Watch
from Timex is built for the great outdoors. Nothing
fancy or expensive, just a solid functional watch
ready for years of service. Don't pay the suggested
retail price of forty bucks. Get yours while they
last for just $19.95 (shipping and handling included). |
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| Expedition Watch...$19.95....
Item# TMX |
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A
Slick Times Exclusive!
Talking Superhero
Doll |
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| Tired of Telemarketers bugging you
at dinner time? Next time a Telemarketer, or other
phone pest, interrupts your evening, put the Telavenger
on the phone! He has four hilarious recorded messages
that will drive them crazy! Get the Telavenger and
get revenge on Telemarketers! |
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| Telavenger.....$29.95
.....Item# TVD |
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5 Dólares Border Bill |
| Political
Funny Money! |
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Arnold |
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Reagan |
| Different Bills |
Bush |
Lots more
Check'em out!
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Kerry |
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our bill catalog |
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Hillary |
Clinton |
Bush (Comic) |
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| Join George W.
Bush's Posse |
| The next time your liberal
friends or co-workers start in, whip out your Posse Member
Card and have them read the warning! Get several and recruit
your own members. A fun gift! This high quality collectible
is laminated for years of fun!. |
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| Posse Member I.D.
Card...Item# PMC....$3.95 |
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| Four Posse Member
I.D. Cards...Item# PMC4....$10 |
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CALIFORNIA
TOTAL RECALL
PLAYING CARDS |
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| Now you can own a piece of political history.
This colorful, collectible deck will provide you with hours of entertainment
as you check-out 52 of the candidates who ran for Governor of California.
And you'll be more than a little surprised by what some of the candidates
have to say! This is a real, usable deck of playing cards, printed
on high quality stock. |
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California Total
Recall Playing Cards
$6.95 per deck .....Item# TRCD |
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Buy 12 decks packed
in a colorful display box for stocking stuffing! or hold as a valuable
collectible!
12 Decks for $49.50 .....Item# TR12
You save $33.90! |
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Why Should Slick Willie Have All the Fun?
Have a blast with the Presidential Pocket Pardon you fill
out. Pardon your spouse, co-workers, kids, friends and neighbors
-- or even that waitress for being too slow! Great to enclose
with your mail. Makes a very memorable gift. Your pardons
come with a protective clear plastic holder and are ready
to be issued by you. |
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| 10 Pardons...$4.95...Item#
PD |
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| 25 Pardons...$9.95...Item#
PD25 |
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| 50 Pardons...$15.95...Item#
PD50 |
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| 100 Pardons...$25...Item# PD100 |
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