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You'll be at the center of the action with these bills and even strangers aren't shy about asking for one.

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• Give them out to friends and
co-workers!

• Great at parties!

• Include them in your mail!

• Send one to your congressman

• Leave one with your tip

• Annoy a liberal

• Delight a conservative

• Makes a hilarious stocking
stuffer!

• Save a few for posterity - Sure to
become valuable collectibles.

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1-4	Pads of 25 Bills	$5 / pad
5-9	Pads of 25 Bills	$4.38 / pad
10-19	Pads of 25 Bills	$3.85 / pad
20-49	Pads of 25 Bills	$3.37 / pad
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100+	Pads of 25 Bills	$2.36 / pad

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Three cheers for Arizona!

Let the Laughs Begin!

These crazy counterfeits are an instant hit wherever you go! Your friends will crack up when you whip one of these hilarious bills on them. Great at parties! They're the ultimate icebreaker for any occasion. Put them in your outgoing mail, leave one with your tip, or make a political contribution.

Same size, feel and look as U.S. currency!

Your bills are sure to become valuable collectibles. Don't miss out on the fun. Order yours now! Your satisfaction is 100% guaranteed.

You get 25 bills

with each pad you order!

All funny money comes
in pads of 25 bills.

Same look, size, smell and feel of real U.S. currency!

Here's where Obama's taking the country.

Official Currency of the People's Republic of Hollywood!

He may be the darling of the liberal media, Hollywood's elite and limousine liberals everywhere, but these crazy counterfeits take square aim at Obama's socialistic leanings and fading "Rock Star" status.

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These made national news!

The Prince of Platitudes!

These Barack Obama $3 Bills made national news. Watch their faces light up when you hand them one- first a brief puzzled look then a slow smile, usually followed by a hoot of laughter!

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All funny money comes
in pads of 25 bills.

Same look, size, smell and feel of real U.S. currency!

The Pantsuit Panther!

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The Pantsuit Panther!

The Pantsuit Panther now has a higher job approval rating than her boss! Think she's on the prowl for 2012? No doubt! You'll want to have plenty of these on hand to have some fun with the Queen of American politics.

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Our future currency?

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Are We Becoming Amexica?

Our 5 Dólares Border Bill directs a size 13 EEE boot to the ample backsides of our snoozing politicians. It raises the question: How long before America becomes Amexica? Be sure to see reverse of bill.

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Other Bills from Years Past!

Our Gore 99¢ bill is sure to ignite laughter
while making a strong statement

Get 25 bills for just $5 or save $1.15 per pad
when you buy our 10-pad bundle for just $38.50.

Not Worth a Buck!
Item # . . . GCHP

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All Hail Queen Hillary!?!
( We Think Not. )

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when you buy our 10-pad bundle for just $38.50.

Queen Hillary Bill
Item # . . . QNHP

Don't miss out on the fun. Get your own
Queen Hillary bills now. You'll be glad you did.

The Liberalized GOP of America
Look what we dug up!

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when you buy our 10-pad bundle for just $38.50.

McCain $3 Bill
Item # . . . MCMU

Rinos R' Us!
Order your own McCain Mummy bills now.

	Ronald Wilson Reagan
	1911 - 2004 40th U.S. President

	Thank you, Mr. Reagan

We are proud to salute America's most beloved
president with a beautiful one million dollar bill.
Reagan truly was the Great Communicator.

Note: Originally $5 per pad this collector's item
is yours for $10 per pad while supplies last.

Ronald Reagan Million Dollar Bill
Item# . . . RRP

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More Political Funny Money

Here's the deal . . . Get 25 bills for just $5 or save $1.15 per pad when you buy our 10-pad bundle
for just $38.50. The more you buy, the more you save. For larger orders, please see the pricing chart
above. Mix 'em and match 'em - it's your choice. Order now. 100% satisfaction guaranteed.

Ouch!!
A great icebreaker. You'll
be the hit of the party with these!

Get 25 bills for just $5 or save $1.15 per pad
when you buy our 10-pad bundle for just $38.50. Hillary New York Bill ...........HNYP

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Our Original All-Time Bestseller
Here's the one that started it all! Millions
and millions sold. Destined to be a valuable
collector's item. Grab yours now.

Get 25 bills for just $5 or save $1.15 per pad
when you buy our 10-pad bundle for just $38.50. Original $3 Bill ...........BILP

Sore Loserman!
Make a statement against crybaby
candidates and pregnant chads!

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when you buy our 10-pad bundle for just $38.50.

Sore Loserman $25 Bill ...........BSLP

Strike Back with the Bill of Bad Service!
The customer is always right," has become
"The customer? Yeah, right!" - Leave'em
the tip they deserve: a big fat 0.

Get 25 bills for just $5 or save $1.15 per pad
when you buy our 10-pad bundle for just $38.50. Bad Service Bill ...........BBSP

The Right Stiff!
Good for tipping poor service,
panhandlers, political contributions!

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when you buy our 10-pad bundle for just $38.50.

Al Gore $3 Bill ...........GSFP

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Pricing Chart (Free Shipping and Handling)
1-4	Pads of 25 Bills	$5 / pad
5-9	Pads of 25 Bills	$4.38 / pad	You .62¢ / per pad!
10-19	Pads of 25 Bills	$3.85 / pad	You save $1.15 / per pad!
20-49	Pads of 25 Bills	$3.37 / pad	You save $1.63 / per pad!
50-99	Pads of 25 Bills	$2.99 / pad	You save $2.01 / per pad!
100+	Pads of 25 Bills	$2.36 / pad	You save $2.64 / per pad!

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Not Guilty We don't think so! Slick Willie may have slipped by the
good o' boys and girls of the Senate, but a large number
of Americans know the real score. Get yours now!

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pad when you buy our 10-pad bundle for just $38.50.

$3 Bill of Redemption...........CIGP

Bimbo Eruption...(Back in Stock)
The Clinton years were one bimbo eruption after
another! Gennifer, Paula, Monica...the list goes on and
on. This bill causes roars of laughter wherever it goes!

Get 25 bills for just $5 or save $1.15 per pad
when you buy our 10-pad bundle for just $38.50.

Bimbo Eruption $3 Bill ...........BIMP

Screaming Hillary $3 Bill
Hillary on the warpath! This hilarious
bill is a big-time show stopper!

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when you buy our 10-pad bundle for just $38.50.

Screaming Hillary $3...........HILP

The Perp & The Perv!
Screamingly funny, this clever bill features America's
luckiest defendants together on their very own $3 bill.
Makes a very loud statement about the pathetic state of
American justice. Place your order and spread the word.

Get 25 bills for just $5 or save $1.15 per pad
when you buy our 10-pad bundle for just $38.50.

Pathetic Justice $3 Bill ...........PJBP

Bill & Hill Together
The only bill in history to feature two presidents,
this clever counterfeit protesting "four more years
is a fun collectible from the 1996 Inauguration.
Grab yours now before they split for good!

Get 25 bills for just $5 or save $1.15 per pad
when you buy our 10-pad bundle for just $38.50.

Bill and Hill $4 Bill ...........FORP

Hillary Rodman
Hillary all 'punked out' like basketball's bad boy! Absolute
pandemonium breaks out when you flash this beauty.

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when you buy our 10-pad bundle for just $38.50.

Hillary Rodman $3 Bill...........RODP

Ho, Ho, Ho and Out We Go!
This rare collectible bill features Bill Clinton as
Slick Claus. Enclose them in your holiday cards.
Makes a unique stocking stuffer. Order now.

Get 25 bills for just $5 or save $1.15 per pad
when you buy our 10-pad bundle for just $38.50.

Slick Claus $3 Bill ...........SLCP

Waco Remembered!
The woman you love to hate, America's number one
law enforcement officer, takes her licks on our Reno
$3 Bill. Issued by the Bitchoid States of Amerika,
this bill brings the house down! Order today.

Get 25 bills for just $5 or save $1.15 per pad
when you buy our 10-pad bundle for just $38.50.
Reno $3 Bill ...........RENP

Special Collector's Bagged
Set 600 bills in all!

Collect all 24 different pads of our fabulous bills in a beautiful American-made canvas money bag. Nearly all of these bills have been retired and will not be available once stock on hand is gone. Our rare and retired bills from the Clinton era are almost gone. Grab your piece of history now while supplies last for just $129.95.

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Pricing Chart (Free Shipping and Handling)
1-4	Pads of 25 Bills	$5 / pad
5-9	Pads of 25 Bills	$4.38 / pad	You .62¢ / per pad!
10-19	Pads of 25 Bills	$3.85 / pad	You save $1.15 / per pad!
20-49	Pads of 25 Bills	$3.37 / pad	You save $1.63 / per pad!
50-99	Pads of 25 Bills	$2.99 / pad	You save $2.01 / per pad!
100+	Pads of 25 Bills	$2.36 / pad	You save $2.64 / per pad!

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Oldies but Goodies! Get'em while we got'em!

We are offering these collectibles at special close out prices. Some are quite rare and are offered strictly
on a first come first served basis. They are sure to go up in value in the coming years. (We wouldn't be
surprised to see some of these items on Antiques Roadshow in the coming years!)

As with everything we sell, they are sold with our 100 percent guarantee of satisfaction.

Close Out! Very Limited Supply

Reagan and Clinton and Bush . . . Oh My!

Ronald Reagan Talking Action Figure

12 inch talking
Ronald Reagan doll
Batteries Included

Listen To Him speak!
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Below are only a few of the 11 different phrases that the Ronald Reagan action figure says when you press his button. Batteries Included
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Ronald Reagan Doll
Item# RRD....$39.95

Bill Clinton Talking Action Figure

12 inch talking
Bill Clinton doll
Batteries Included

Listen To Him speak!
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Below are only a few of the 17 different phrases that the Bill Clinton action figure says when you press his button. Batteries Included
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Bill Clinton Doll
Item# BCD....$39.95

George W. Bush Talking Action Figure

12 inch talking
George W. Bush doll
Batteries Included

Listen To Him speak!
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Below are only a few of the 17 different phrases that the George W. Bush action figure says when you press his button. Batteries Included
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George W. Bush Doll
Item# GBD....$39.95

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A salute to one of the greatest men to ever serve as
president. Show' em how you feel about the Gipper.

God Bless Ronald Reagan - Item BS04 - $3.25 each

Make America strong. Keep lawyers out of office. Exercise your right of free speech! You'll get plenty of thumbs up!

Elect No Lawyer - Item BS10 - $3.25 each

It's a fact of life . . . Clinton Happens! And he's still
happening to America. Order yours today!

Clinton Happens - Item BS02 - $3.25 each

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The Terminator Turned Rino!

Whip this bad boy out and watch the fun begin. Our authentic looking California drivers licence features the Governor sportin cool shades and a scowl that would scare any bureaucrat. Ready to take names and kick backsides! Laminated for durability. A Slick Times exclusive.

Arnold CA Drivers License...Item# ADL....$3.95

Four Arnold Drivers Licenses...Item# ACL4....$10

Laminated and same size as regular driver's license.

Get Both for 5!

SPECIAL CLOSEOUT PRICE

Just for the fun of it! Our political driver's licenses make a great gift and are sure to become valuable collectible in years to come! These fake licenses always cause a double take and prompt questions like "Where on eart did you get that?!" Get yours and get in on the fun.

While Supplies Last!

Hillary and Bill Clinton Licenses
Only....$5 .....Item# DL2

CALIFORNIA TOTAL
RECALL PLAYING CARDS

Only a
few left!

Now you can own a piece of political history. This colorful, collectible deck will provide you with hours of entertainment as you check-out 52 of the candidates who ran for Governor of California. And you'll be more than a little surprised by what some of the candidates have to say! This is a real, usable deck of playing cards, printed on high quality stock.

California Total Recall Playing Cards
$3 per deck .....Item# TRCD

Get 12 Decks for $30

12 Decks .....Item# TR12

Talking Trash with Red Foxx
Warning: Hilarious (But
Very Raunchy) Reading!

From Slick Times' Publisher,
Michael Dalton Johnson

Talking Trash with Red Foxx
Item# B4FO Closeout Price: $4.95

Passion and Betrayal!
Autographed Book
by Gennifer Flowers

When Monica set her sights on her presidential love target, she bought Gennifer Flowers' autobiography to learn how to lure him. True story! Monica paid $19.95 and we all know she got the shaft! Very limited supply. (Hardcover, 166 pages.)

Get an Autographed copy of Passion & Betrayal
Signed by the first First Mistress herself, these rare signed copies of Ms. Flowers' autobiography are destined to be valuable collectibles of the Clinton era. Only 15 copies left. Order now.

(Autographed) Passion & Betrayal
Item# AB2P Original Price: $89.95
Closeout Price: $35

A Real Blast
From the Past!
Own Our Very Rare Autographed Clinton Collector's Comic Book

In rich comic detail, He Said/She Said Comics tells both sides of the story of Bill Clinton's notorious affair with Gennifer Flowers and the media frenzy that ensued including the infamous 60 Minutes interview (was it just a dress rehearsal for his "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky" speech?), Gennifer's secret taped conversations with Bill, and the Clinton campaign's cover-up. Includes a hilarious and provocative full-cover "Hilla the Hun" pin-up.

She Signed it for you!

Autographed by the first "First Mistress" herself, Gennifer Flowers, this unique Clinton collectible is pure political Americana sure to increase in value over the coming years. A must-have for the serious Clinton collector. Comes with a certificate of authenticity. Only a few left... so act now to avoid disappointment.

(Autographed) Comic Book Item# COM1
Original Price: $89 Closeout Price: $35

Time's Running Out!

Only 500 of these clever Clinton collectible numbered watches were manufactured and we have all that remain - less than 40! Heavy bezel with a red, white and blue leather strap and a red velveteen presentation pouch for safekeeping. A must-have for any collector of political memorabilia. Hurry - they won't last long!

Limited Edition Slick Willy Watch Item #WAT1
Original Price: $49.95 Closeout Price: $29.95

The National
O.J. Enquirer
America's Favorite Murder Suspect

Get your hands on a special collector's edition of The National O.J.! A tabloid that is all O.J., and only O.J. 'Because even if you have an inquiring mind, you want to know'. This 20-page send-up is a hoot from start to finish. Filled with startling discoveries and a fabulous 'Down at the O.J. Corral' centerfold. We only have limited numbers of this slick, 4-color masterpiece left, so order yours now!

The National O.J. Inquirer
Item# OJ01 Closeout Price: $10

Lampoons the Entire
Cast of Characters
from Campaign 2000

This clever 54 card full color deck features all the players from the 2000 election. Eye-popping art by nationally known caricaturist Peter Green. You won't find the hilarious Politicards 2000 anywhere at this price. Made in America. Supplies are limited. Get yours today!

Politicards Item #PC00 Closeout Price: $3

Our All-time Best Seller!

American Pathetic!

This fabulous poster is printed on heavy 100 lb. glossy poster paper (18" x 24"). It will brighten up any room and give you years of pleaure (or simply stash it away and watch it incrase in value).

American Pathetic Poster
Item #POA1 Closeout Price: $10

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