Will George Be a Uniter, Not a Divider?
Now that George W. Bush is in the White House, will he be able to make things work in Washington? Who knows? But one thing's for certain, between his misspent youth, drug rumors, misstatements and "wouldn't be prudent" Dad, George may turn out to be our funniest president ever ... well, at least our funniest compassionate conservative ever! Get in on the fun. Laugh along with us as we bring you the best jokes, cartoons, satirical articles, fake fotos, rumors and crazy illustrations.

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"I don't want to seem immodest, but, the women voters think I'm sexy..."

The Lucky Sperm Club by George W. Bush, Charter Member Like most Americans, I, George W. Bush, started out as a single sperm. However, unlike most people, I found myself racing up a very politically prominent fallopian tube...Click here for more!

The National Republican Party home page

georgebush2000.com Get the skinny on his past and present record.