So Long Al ...
Americans (or at least 193 crucial voters in Florida) decided they weren't ready for four more years of "Clinton lite." We're a little bit sorry because between his Buddhist temple gigs and illegal fund-raising with under-the-table bags of money, Al Gore is the slickest thing since, well, Slick Willie himself. To say nothing of his Alpha Male makeover and patronizing political posturing! No one can say what Al will do next (the rumored Harvard post is out - apparently Al's not as smart as he'd have you believe), but we'll be here with the best jokes, cartoons, satirical articles, fake fotos, rumors and crazy illustrations for awhile at least.

You've heard about 'em! We got 'em! The "Sore Loserman" Bill is the funniest thing to come out of the Florida Election debacle. Filled with hidden jokes and zingers this $25 bill causes near riots whenever you whip one out! Get a pad of 25 bills for just $5 or save $1.75 per pad when you buy our 10-pad bundle for just $32.50.

Strange Stuff! Al Gore upon requesting a larger campaign contribution receives the Chinese equivalent of "Talk to the hand."

Al Gore's Green Tips
#1 Cook with 'gray water.' Just put pots and pans in the shower with you, and when they're full, use that 'gray' water for cooking. More

Wild Trax Tipper's Music Reviews Never, in my years of reviewing CDs, both with and without those warning labels, have I seen as fabulous a collection as you'll find here. Take the kid's allowance money and spend it on this. More