George W. Bush for President in Campaign 2000

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Great Bush Links -
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The Official George W. Bush for President website

gwbush.com - Parody site that prompted Dubya to say, "There ought to be limits to freedom."

The National Republican Party home page

georgebush2000.com Get the skinny on his past and present record.

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Will George Do It??

Will George W. Bush emerge victorious or will it be four more years of "Clinton lite"? Who knows? The returns show that the race is a dead heat - Gore looks dead and Bush looks like he's in heat. But one thing's for certain, between his misspent youth, drug rumors, misstatements, Death Row hijinks and a "wouldn't be prudent" Dad, Bush is the funnier candidate. C'mon, whose State of the Union Address would you rather sit through? You know Bush would be finished in twenty minutes tops while Gore would drone on until even he fell asleep. But there's absolutely no reason for you to be bored, laugh along with us as we bring you the best jokes, cartoons, satirical articles, fake fotos, rumors and crazy illustrations.

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"I don't want to seem immodest, but, the women voters think I'm sexy..."
The Lucky
Sperm Club

by George W. Bush,
Charter Member

Like most Americans, I, George W. Bush, started out as a single sperm. However, unlike most people, I found myself racing up a very politically prominent fallopian tube...Click here for more!

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Bush Campaign Lied About Cocaine Use

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George W. Bush disputes an AP reporter's assertion that campaigning makes him cranky.

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