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Get Over It!
 
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Political satire is as American as apple pie. People have been making fun of presidents from the beginning. However, if one
makes a joke about the Messiah,the crybabies on the Left label you a "hater" or "racist." Well, we're not haters or racists,
but we do (gasp!) love our country and pride ourselves on being politically incorrect! Get over it.

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  Theo Spark - Last of the Few
 
 
 
 
Democrat Disconnected Divisive Delusional Desperate Done
 
Super Marxist Obama
 
 
A Scout is...  
YOU MAY BE A LIBERAL IF...
• You wear Birkenstocks with a tuxedo.
• You have a "Save the Planet" bumper sticker on your Hummer.
• You are a female who doesn't shave her armpits or a male who does.
• You actually know the difference between Arugula and Riciccio.
• You want to give California back to Mexico.
• You named your first child Diversity.
• Your educational goal is to stay in college until you reach retirement age.
• After making love, you ask your date to got Dutch on the condom.
• Your hair still reaches your shoulders but now it starts below your ears.
• You have a picture of Nancy Pelosi hanging on your headboard.
• You bought new leather boots for the animal rights march.
• You go to a planetarium to pick out names for your kids.
• You've ever tried to get your insurance company to pay for a witch doctor.
• You know more politically-correct words for "husband" and "wife"
   than you know couples who are stil married.
• You know the second verse to "Kum By Ya".
• You've ever been to a "clothing-optional" fashion show.
• Your last name has more hyphens than consonants.
 
 
 
 
Laugh Your Ass Off!   Mac & Sleeze - The Sleeziest - Obama Flavor
 
 
 
 
 
Liberty or Death - Don't Tread on Me!
 
Republicans believe every day is the 4th of July, Democrats believe every day is April 15th!
 
 
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Congress and friends at the taxpayer trough!
How can you not think on Congress?
  How about rooting for our side for a change, you liberal moron!
 
 
Hillary's Stand-up Iraq Comedy Routine
George Bush sent Jay Leno to entertain the troops battling in the Persian Gulf. But our soldiers stationed in Iraq weren't so lucky. Instead of a real comedian, Obama sent the next best thing...Hillary!

Ladies and gentlemen. Put your hands together for The First Lady of Comedy... Hillary Rodham Clinton!!!!

Thank you. It's great to be here in Iraq. Yeah, right. I looked it up in my little phrase book and "Iraq" is the Croatian word for "New Jersey."

I tried to join the Marines when I was younger but they turned me down because of my bad eyesight. Not being able to see has caused me to make a lot of mistakes in my life. Take my husband...Please!

Everybody says I need contacts. Hey, I had plenty of contacts in the Whitehouse... look where they got me.

This country is nothing but craters. It's got more holes in it than the Healthcare Bill.
Hillary Stand-Up Iraq Comedy Routine
I had an MRE last night. MRE. That stands for Meals Ready to Eat. Around Michelle Obama, that means anything that isn't nailed down.

I'm not saying Michelle has a big butt... but in college her nickname was Damn!

They're pretty serious about not bringing any booze into Iraq. In fact, they don't even want you bringing in anything that can be used in the brewing process. I had to delay this trip a week until my yeast infection cleared up.

Before I go, I'd like to say hi to all the gay soldiers here today. I just want you to know I admire what you're doing and I support "Don't ask, don't tell" one-hundred percent. However, there's an early discharge in it for anybody who can point one out to me later. I need to get my hair done.

You've been a great audience. This is Hillary "Putting the Ham back in Rodham" Clinton saying good-bye from Iraq.
 
 
 
 
Plug the damn hole!
Obama with mouth shut! Plug the damn hole!
Japanese scientists claim to have a camera
with a shutter speed so fast it can actually
photograph Obama with his mouth shut!
 
Obama Fingers
Actual German product.
 
 
 
 
OBAMAVILLE!
OBAMAVILLE
Coming to a neighborhood near you!
 
OBAMA HEALTH CARE PLAN
(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."
(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
(6) The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is "an apple a day…"
5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.
(3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."
(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.
(1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and Duct tape
 
 
 
 
Fun with Corn!
 
John Kerry
Senator Kerry and wife reach out to the unemployed.
 
George W. Bush
Uh...what's this stuff called again?
 
North Korean Prime Minister Kim Jong-Il displays his country's latest intercontinental ballistic missile!
North Korean Prime Minister Kim Jong-Il displays
his country's latest intercontinental ballistic missile.
 
 
 
 
YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9. You've ever uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave."
10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.
11. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.
12. You've ever had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
 
 
Hade he gone the other way!
Had he gone the other way!
 
Hey guys, get a room!
And people criticize Obama for bowing?
 
 
 
 
 

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Nancy Pelosi describes her tax policy!
Nancy Pelosi describes her tax policy!
 
Here's Your Change!
Here's Your Change!
 
 
No Socialism Statism Tax & Spend Big Government...Just Stop It  
30 Weight Liberaline Hi I'm Barry! All ya gotta do is pull up on the rack and I'll drain that nasty old conservative sludge! Then we'll pop the hood, give you a new reality filter plus five quarts of the finest 30 weight Liberaline and you'll be on your way.
 
 
Here's what you can do with your freedom!
Here's what you can do with your freedom!
THE GREATEST ADDICTION IS TO POWER. THE MOST POWERFUL CRAVING IS FOR MONEY. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE URGE TO INTERFERE WITH OTHER PEOPLES LIVES
 
 
 
 
The new Obama approved military rifle!
The new Obama approved military rifle!
 
 
 
 
Obama Joke Central
 
Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal? Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

Obama has ordered GM to come out with a new model called the Pelosi. It's a convertible, but no one wants to see it with the top down.

Q: How do you starve an Obama supporter? ... Click here to read on.
 
 
Say hello to my little friend!
"Say hello to my little friend!"
 
It's Bush's Fault!
Obama Cry Baby!
 
 
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Fooled ya didn't I sucka!
Fooled ya didn't I sucka!
 
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A: His followers don't think they're funny and everyone
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Bring on
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  Bring on the babes!
 
 
 
 
 

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