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Attention
Liberals, language police, the politically correct,
Obama toadies and left-wing pinheads of every stripe: Political satire is as American as apple pie.
People have been making fun of presidents from the
beginning. However, if one
makes a joke about the Messiah,the crybabies on the
Left label you a "hater" or "racist."
Well, we're not haters or racists,
but we do (gasp!) love our country and pride ourselves
on being politically incorrect! Get over it.
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George
Bush sent Jay Leno to entertain the troops battling
in the Persian Gulf. But our soldiers stationed in
Iraq weren't so lucky. Instead of a real comedian,
Obama sent the next best thing...Hillary! Ladies and gentlemen. Put your hands together for
The First Lady of Comedy... Hillary Rodham Clinton!!!!
Thank you. It's great to be here in Iraq. Yeah, right.
I looked it up in my little phrase book and "Iraq"
is the Croatian word for "New Jersey."
I tried to join the Marines when I was younger but
they turned me down because of my bad eyesight. Not
being able to see has caused me to make a lot of mistakes
in my life. Take my husband...Please!
Everybody says I need contacts. Hey, I had plenty
of contacts in the Whitehouse... look where they got
me.
This country is nothing but craters. It's got more
holes in it than the Healthcare Bill.
I
had an MRE last night. MRE. That stands for Meals
Ready to Eat. Around Michelle Obama, that means anything
that isn't nailed down.
I'm not saying Michelle has a big butt... but in college
her nickname was Damn!
They're pretty serious about not bringing any booze
into Iraq. In fact, they don't even want you bringing
in anything that can be used in the brewing process.
I had to delay this trip a week until my yeast infection
cleared up.
Before I go, I'd like to say hi to all the gay soldiers
here today. I just want you to know I admire what
you're doing and I support "Don't ask, don't
tell" one-hundred percent. However, there's an
early discharge in it for anybody who can point one
out to me later. I need to get my hair done.
You've been a great audience. This is Hillary "Putting
the Ham back in Rodham" Clinton saying good-bye
from Iraq.
Japanese
scientists claim to have a camera with a shutter
speed
so fast it can actually photograph Obama with
his mouth shut!
Hi
I'm Barry! All ya gotta do is pull up on
the rack and I'll drain that nasty old conservative
sludge! Then we'll pop the hood, give you
a new reality filter plus five quarts of
the finest 30 weight Liberaline and you'll
be on your way.
Here's
what you can do with your freedom!
The
new Obama approved
military rifle!
Obama
Joke Central
Have
you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value
Meal? Order anything you like and the
guy behind you has to pay for it.
Obama has ordered GM to come out with
a new model called the Pelosi. It's a
convertible, but no one wants to see it
with the top down.
