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5 Dólares Border Bill
The Politicians are taking a long Siesta . . .

(Let's wake them up!)

 

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 5 DÌþlares Bill Front
FRONT

. . . Text on Front of Bill includes . . .
The United States of Amexica . . . This note is fully guaranteed to agitate, irritate and otherwise annoy the politically correct . . . MXS RN4DUSA . . . Vicente Fox "Papers? We don't need no stinking papers." . . . George W. Bush "Lave sus manos, por favor." Karl Rove – Disinformation Czar . . . Alberto Gonzales – U.S. Attorney General . . . and more!


5 DÌþlares Bill Back
BACK

Declaration of the Citizens of The United States
(with apologies to Thomas Jefferson and our Founding Fathers)

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for sane Americans, without malice toward the economically oppressed people of Mexico, to take action against the Political Hacks who are allowing the unchecked Flood of Humanity, including Criminals and Enemies of our Country, to illegally cross our borders. Realizing our country is being pillaged in no less a Royal Fashion than King George did, we vow to lift our voices as one and raise hell until these Political Pinheads realize we will dissolve their power at the ballot box at our first opportunity.
Ignore us at your peril.



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