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a fight! Every day it seems to get rougher.
Both sides have the knives out and it’s
still anyone’s guess who will come out
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a close look and you'll find hidden jokes. Speaking
of jokes, will Hillary be anointed Queen? Are
you ready for another four years of the Clintons
in the White House? Can you imagine Hillary
as Commander in Chief? One thing is for sure,
Hillary's drive for the White House is going
to be a very bumpy ride! |
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| Political
Hunting Season Opens Early! |
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late night talk show hosts are already taking
aim at "Shrillary's" backside. Here
are some of our favorite Hillary Jokes: |
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"Over
the weekend, Hillary Clinton visited Iraq to
boost moral. Apparently it worked because former
President Clinton has never been in a better
mood."
—Conan O'Brien
"Hillary Clinton is the junior senator
from the great state of New York. When they
swore her in, she used the Clinton family Bible.
You know, the one with only seven commandments."
—David Letterman
"Senator Hillary Clinton is attacking President
Bush for breaking his campaign promise to cut
carbon dioxide emissions, saying a promise made,
a promise broken. And then out of habit, she
demanded that Bush spend the night on the couch."
—Craig Kilborn
"Hillary Clinton's campaign wants Barack
Obama to publicly renounce Hollywood producer
David Geffen's statement attacking the Clintons.
... Geffen said, 'I know everyone in politics
has to lie, but the Clintons do it with such
ease, it's troubling.' I think that's an unfair
statement. Just because you're really good at
something doesn't mean it's easy." –Jay
Leno
"In a fiery speech this weekend, Hillary
Clinton wondered why President Bush can't find
the tallest man in Afghanistan. Probably for
the same reason she couldn't find the fattest
intern under the desk." –Jay Leno
"Big, big win for the Democrats. Senator
Hillary Clinton's overwhelming victory has fueled
speculation that she will run for president
in 2008. In other words, there was some good
news for Republicans." –Conan O'Brien
"Did you hear what the Republicans have
said about Hillary Clinton? They say she's too
angry to be president. Hillary Clinton, Senator
Hillary Clinton, too angry to be president.
When she heard this, Hillary said, 'Oh yeah?
I'll rip your throats out, you idiots.'"
–David Letterman
"Hillary Clinton's 600-page memoirs comes
out next week. So much of her personality shines
through, that in the end, you'll want to sleep
with an intern." –Craig Kilborn
"Hillary Clinton said she finds the Bush
administration's refusal to level with the American
people troubling, but she also finds it somewhat
nostalgic." –Jay Leno |
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| Hillary
to Choose Bill as Running Mate? |
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Greatest
Role Reversal of All Time
Hillary
and her handlers realize that she can't turn
on the charm with voters because she has no
charm to turn on, that's where Bill comes in.
If she does pick Bill Clinton as her VP, it
won't be an Inauguration, it will be a Coronation.
In anticipation of a possible Hillary coronation,
Slick.com produces and sells a satirical "Queen
Hillary" three dollar bill. The bill
depicts Hillary wearing a crown and saying "I
said bow down!" The reverse side has her
in military combat gear in a tank à la
Michael Dukakis. The gag money is issued by
"The Apprehensive States of America."
During Bill Clinton's presidency, the company
published the satirical quarterly magazine Slick
Times which had a circulation of 125,000 during
its heyday. Their $3 Bill Clinton bill sold
millions and its similarity to real money drew
the attention of the U.S. Secret Service.
Since those early wild days of only lampooning
Bill Clinton, the company has evolved into an
equal opportunity basher. Slick.com has issued
faux currency satirizing George Bush, John Kerry,
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Al Gore and many other
politicians. This is a crazy but very fun business. |
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